Andy Murray is a UNICEF ambassador but did Laura even mention his charity work? Nope. Really makes you question whether Laura really cares about the article or she’s just doing the least amount.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

For my 600 person apartment, there are 2 chargers. For my 12,000 person company there are 15 chargers.

“This is fine.”

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Remember the old days when you had to spend the night in a physical line in front of the local record store that served as your area Ticketmaster outlet to get tickets for a concert?

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

If the Mets medical staff were in charge in Barcelona the headline would be, “13 People Run Over in Barcelona Expected to Be Good to Go Tomorrow.”

Dom, this is a hit job. Happy Gilmore is a respected journalist who, like our president, both is an award-winning golfer and tells it like it is.

You’d think Jeter would be a little more understanding about keeping around a fan-favorite statue in the field.

I mean this is all some evil genius plan right? Like he knows Mayweather is looking at this clip and is just trolling us all?

This feels like a win-win.

Why do people want to see this? Am I mistaken, or is Lesnar a way worse fighter than Cormier?

Ramos is under control next year. They are still a now team even with Granderson, Bruce, Reyes and Cabrera leaving, some of them very soon. Call up Ahmed Rosario and Dominic Smith, sign some free agent hitters, keep the rotation healthy, improve the pen and maybe.... i’m sorry I’m a Mets fan and i couldn’t finish…

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

One can only hope that Judge will inspire a generation of hulking young men to play baseball instead of destroying their brains by playing football.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.