Going to a Super Bowl in person is like jerking off on Lindsay Lohan — sure, it would probably be fun enough... but, at the end of the day, it's nothing you can't do at home in front of your TV and save $4,000 in the process.

What the NFL finds itself stuck between:

"Swaggy P" is what I call my penis when I put my wedding ring on it.

I am very interested in the rest of this story, mainly because I'm 40 and I want to know how much longer I have to wait before giving frat bros a boot to the head myself.

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.

Andrea Bargnani thought about jumping to help J.R. Smith's defense, but ended up just watching.

I call bullshit. Deion has never thrown anyone to the ground in his life.

For those of us who are heavy spreadsheet users, this is exciting. I can't wait to use and share this!

Wonder if they plan to make a can of mace with that as well.