"Swaggy P" is what I call my penis when I put my wedding ring on it.

I am very interested in the rest of this story, mainly because I'm 40 and I want to know how much longer I have to wait before giving frat bros a boot to the head myself.

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.

Andrea Bargnani thought about jumping to help J.R. Smith's defense, but ended up just watching.

I call bullshit. Deion has never thrown anyone to the ground in his life.