They aren’t all spies...many are just average soldiers (or cooks or other support personnel).

Drunk on a NYC subway late at night, I look up to see a hottie sitting across from me. Lord knows what I looked like trying to give her “the look” in that drunken state (this was almost 20 years ago when you could actually pick up girls on the subway without resorting to airdropping dick pics) but she made eye contact…

Is nobody going to talk about the can of “Monstars Secret Stuff” in his locker during that interview?

For a pitcher of his caliber and upside with two more years of team control he should have commanded a package built around one of their top prospects.

Years ago a female colleague confided in me that her boyfriend was too into video games and wouldn’t pay enough attention to her - she would even try and get his attention by giving him oral while he was playing but he would either be so distracted he couldn’t get hard (or stay hard) or he would cum (in her mouth) and…

Can someone explain why the penalty when they have to reverse a correct answer is always way more then the original clue was worth?

No game of thrones?

They were likely the only team willing to eat 100% of the money owed to Stanton - so that’s the deal the Marlins will take.

Pretty sure it’s a moral dilemma question. The word “morally” is even in the question!

On one hand, you make many valid points regarding the depth of loss that would be incurred in a war with North Korea. Unless it went nuclear I would disagree that millions of “allied” lives would be lost since that is more than our standing armies combined - but I’m assuming that’s what you mean. However, these are…

No. Both feet off the ground. You don’t have to stay flat-footed on your pivot foot.

Person of the Year is going to the women who have started the movement to address sexual harassment.

Plus maintenance is included

People that treat their cars like that typically don’t drive Volvo’s. I’m sure there will be a small % of cars coming back lookin like shit but most people driving Volvo’s are middle class with families - not 24 year olds having keggers in their backseats.

Triple that insurance in NYC

Insurance for a premium vehicle in NYC could easily be $150+ a month for most drivers (speaking from experience). Add in the mileage allowance + maintenance savings and you are definitely saving at least a few dollars.

Question: let’s say the absolute worst happens and he can’t sell the truck and he and the dog die of hypothermia one night soon. At what point should you have stopped covering this as a story and just helped him out yourself (or even as an organization). I mean, it’s giving Tuesday!!!

Best way to poll the audience with the question “is my boyfriend a normal idiot or a total douche?”

Uber driver

Damn I could’ve use this a couple months ago