We can agree on that. But why is anything you just said any different from the way Bill Walsh’s West Coast offense took advantage of the plodding defenses of yore with a short passing game, with a QB like Joe Montana who could perfectly execute that system, an all-time receiver like Jerry Rice, and a schedule that…

I heard like one out of every six people hate it, but I never see a negative review from them about it.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

The last time something involving a USMNT player was in Green’s hands, we drew with England!

Come on, man. Camel toe was RIGHT THERE.

That’s a mild headline around here, plenty of f-bombs when needed in the title. Been that way for a loooong time. Maybe change the name to Clean Harry?

You do realize that Kinja is a blogging platform and not the “company” with editorial oversight here, right?

No I’ve bought my tree there. But it was a bad tree. When you buy precut ones, you gamble with a tree that may die soon.

At least for the last guy, sure.

I’m agog. That’s like growing up without the ability to hear, and the first music you hear is Nickelback.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

If I’m correct, you admit to reading only three paragraphs of this and then, in response, write two. I will never understand

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Well thank God, the first game was a little too sunshine-and-roses for my tastes.

I wonder if the adaptation of the second book will include the long scene where the 16 year old hero shacks up with a sex goddess and blows her away with his awesome lovemaking ability.

Wine comes in a bottle?

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

If that’s your thing, you can save time and money by visiting the comment section at Breitbart.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”