sadmagistrate
Sadmagistrate
sadmagistrate

I blame the mismanagement, but I also blame the gamers.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first

The Mets window is also closed, but only because if it were open someone would fall out and get placed on the DL.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

I clicked play. I saw that it was 8 minutes. I clicked pause. I thought to myself, “Fuck it, I trust Redford.” I clicked play.

But the EMALS!

Dude. You can explain rationally about this all day long, but it’s the Internet. No one is going to hear you and thank you for explaining something clearly and concisely.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

At this point, what I’m worried about is that he’ll be impeached, resign or stroke out from the amphetamines and I’m beginning to think we need him around through the midterms next year, where the backlash to him is clearly going to create enough of a wave election for us to retake the house. Last night, the

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

We are going to have to relearn the concept of forgiveness. The girl has a lifetime problem now and if we are to console ourselves with gloating at her circumstances then we are a shallow spiteful and bitter people.