She’s the worst but man even I have no clue what this dude is trying to say

To summarize, Louis CK needs to publicly handle these rumors about what he likes to publicly pubicly handle.

Has Tig actually said she has some knowledge that he does this though? I thought it was just that she said he needed to address them and come clean.

So the phone demands that you “OPEN YOUR EYES”, as an unlock condition. Is this a viral marketing campaign for the new season of Mr. Robot?

Spoiler warnings or was the premise not really hidden?

the Bible (e.g., God as an inconsistently written character)

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

Dropping features for no reason. Hmmm, just like Kinja.

Why not try one of the many, many other companies that utilize Android? LG, Samsung, Moto, HTC, Sony...

Do you remember when bleeding-edge telecommunications devices were made by mom & pop stores the nation over? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Most importantly, if Abrams makes this, when is he going to find the time to go back and wrap up all the loose ends from Undercovers? What was operation nocturne??? Why does Gerald McRaney care about it????

I have no reason to believe Trevorrow would’ve made a less milquetoast and near-generic movie. Case in point: Jurassic World.

Lol @ “dodging questions”. HE JUST GAVE AN ANSWER. YOU PRINTED IT. Do you read your own articles??

Why are you expecting people to vote for someone they don’t want to represent them?

Nah, this is on the hoards of people who decided that the unhinged, incompetent liar with a history of being a shit human being was better than the professional & moderate woman with a history of sometimes doing sketchy shit to further her political career. Hillary may not be the ideal, but there is not a single…

I really can’t understand why anyone would think this was a good idea. The commentariat was the best part of this website. How many articles referenced in-jokes and even specific commentors? How many articles became infinitely more thoughtful and engaging due to the brilliant and eclective people who once came here?…

That would work if just the book sales to the electoral college are the only ones that count.

I’m in IT and if I were responsible for sourcing and migrating to a new system that was literally a step back from the existing technology and riddled with issues post-migration, I’d be fired.

If repeatedly pointing out how awful Trump is works as well for Clinton’s memoir as it did when it was the main plank of her campaign, I predict excellent sales for The Art of the Deal.

Sadly it kind of makes sense that he would do this. His character in Louie was fairly rapey on several occasions, and he seemed to not get the backlash people had from it. But there still needs to be more than rumors and mixed anecdotal evidence.