The most disturbing thing about all of this is that apparently only 60% of people think the election was fair. That means 40% think Biden cheated to win. That is an incredibly sobering number. 

I know it will never happen, but the idea of throwing 126 traitorous Republicans from the House makes me hot.

Lifts in his shoes.

I’ve been practicing bisexuality for years, but still can’t seem to crack the top 100 bisexualers. It’s okay, though, because bisexualing is less about winning and more about personal accomplishment and raising money for charity.

And that’s around the point that they start to get really, really fucking long,

I really hate that it’s gotten labeled “defund the police”. I understand that what the actual aim is, isn’t as snappy. If somebody who was particularly good at marketing was able to jump the gun on this at the beginning then that would have been awesome (this would have not been me). But now it has become what global…

The trouble with age limits are that individuals can vary so widely. I know 75 year olds who are as sharp as they’ve ever been and 60 year olds who are showing signs of decline. I don’t know how one can fairly and reasonably account for the whole spectrum. 

That really is a beautifully written sentence.

She isn’t a Boomer. She was born in 1933, Boomers were born from 1946-1964 or so.

Who the fuck wants to still be working at 87?!?  I’m 41 and ready to retire.  If I were a millionaire like her, I’d be chilling in my library reading all day and being tipsy by noon for my mid-day nap.

But the greedy exec didn’t think, in his plan,
That the A.V Club’s grinch would deliver a pan!
“Those monsters! Those devils!” he said with a shout.
“How can English majors have so much damn clout?”

These Netflix Santa movies are getting grim

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
The Studio Exec
Got a Wonderful, Awful Idea!

But the first one is fine, said the Grinch, smiling bigly

That twist makes no sense at all. If anything, it should have made him more interested in probing Rosemary’s pistils.

Why, for 54 years I’ve put up with them now!
I must stop these Grinch adaptations from coming! But how?

So, a guy who “has no temperature” and who “is feeling good”, is hospitalized.. at a time when beds are more and more scarce for Covid patients and people are dropping like flies. Must be nice to be that special.

Why, why is Newt Gingrich given a second of air time anywhere? He’s a disgraced relic of the 90's and has all the relevance today as a Chumbawamba concert.

Seriously. She hasn't been this overworked since those heartless assholes expected her to choose Christmas decorations for the White House and then sit watching while other people procured and installed them. 

I’m choked up thinking about the sacrifice, the hardships she endured, the strain it placed on her mental, physical, and emotional health.