Me too! I think Lincoln is good for Ilana and, if he can wait, in a few years when she's ready to settle down (maybe more than a few), they'll have a strong relationship.

The second I saw Susie Essman (Miss you so hard, Susie Green!) as Ilana's mom, it was like, fuck yes, 100% perfect, Ilana could have come from no one else. Now I REALLY want to see Abbi's mom and her surely high-class Jewess ways, which she obviously passed on to our Abbs.

If you stop to take inventory, Abbi actual gets laid a lot! Like, compared to Ilana's what, 2.5 that we know of during the 2 seasons, Abbi's done like 5? 6 guys? You just don't realize it because Ilana talks so much more openly about sex than Abbi, but when it comes down to it, Abbi really goes for it more. She's what…

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we all agreed by the beginning of last season that Gaad is the shit. Although, part of his awesomeness does come from his somewhat cocky, don't-give-a-fuckness. So maybe this was an overdue comeuppance in the show's universe? Still awesome though.

He has said some worthwhile things, I can think of some of them right now. The problem is that they get buried in the piles of garbage things his obvious Narcissistic Personality Disorder causes him to say, and for the majority of people it isn't worth the unpleasantness of wading through all that radioactive waste to…

Superficial answer from a person that needs to stop reading and go to sleep: Your comment was great and you should feel great for taking the plunge. I hope if feeling freer to come here and say what's on your mind when you feel like it is beneficial to you, I'll run into you again someday (have I mentioned that I'm…

What's especially lovely to me is, like depression, how many different forms anxiety-related disorders can take. I just found out last year that ED's are anxiety based. And the OCD I was diagnosed with, it somehow never occurred to me that it was rooted in my being an obviously anxious person. Plus all those wonderful…

Yes. I gravitate toward low-key anything- people, cats, dogs- because they help balance me out. It's enough for me to just be around them to help settle me down and, luckily, that being the case, I don't have the opportunity to irritate the ever-living shit out of them so I end up not having them around anymore. I…

You're so profoundly sad.

Oh, no. This was fun for me. Just keeping my shit-talking hand in, always good to do. No one cares, make no mistake. You're just a loser and we all feel bad for your life. End of story.

You keep thinking that's something anyone cares about but, nope. Not at all. You're just annoying, and I'm wondering what the point of you is, since you really just make yourself look super lame for exclusively trolling all the time.

'Kay. Cool. But, you know, only an idiot, a loser with nothing better to do than troll, or, like, a masochist would spend so much time and get so involved in a place and with people they despise so much, by choice. So which one are you?

You're out of it. No one here's trying to teach you a lesson; no one cares. I'm just telling you what you are, a loser, and I'm pretty sure that's the point everyone else is trying to make too. By all means, do what you do, but be aware that you're seen for what you are: Sad. Lame. Impotent. Useless. A loser.

See, again, you don't seem to grasp exactly what makes you such a loser. I didn't waste my time or effort counting your exact number of comments, because who cares? You have been being super losery all over the comments though, that's highly visible. So, 6, 12, 20- irrelevant. The content of those multiple comments…

Sadly for you, you can't see that leaving like a dozen comments one article of a show you hate, on a website you despise, makes you exponentially more of a loser than you think anyone on the AV Club is. So … have fun with your life?