When Muhammad Ali saw this loser drop his name, he just sighed and shook his head.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

I think that was probably his best game as a Gunner, even while not scoring a goal.

“ Chat up the cutest older couple there. Slow dance with them to Al Green. Take them home and have amazing sex.”

Well, when you rearrange the letters in Jonathan Papelbon’s name you get “Plant a banjo phone.”

Who will collect the children to sacrifice to Adrian Peterson now?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

I wonder how much of it is the Chiefs’ players “trying too hard,” as they say, to avoid putting Reid in the position to fuck up the end of the second half like he did the first and like he did the Super Bowl with the Eagles.

I’d argue 5 needs to either be moving across to cover 22 so that 2 can move into Hulk or actually cut off Hulk’s shot. Instead he just leaves himself in no man’s land. There’s not a lot of time, but directing traffic and then doing nothing is just poor.

Hey, that’s supposed to be my kind of comment.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

I am the imp of the diamond. I am the chief trickster of swingball. I will fool the men in the pressed slacks and bend their mind with my foibles. Look over here at what I have in this hand, Rule King. Oh no, friend. It was what I had over here in this hand, the one I didn’t want you to spy with your pig’s eyes, that…

Ideally you wait until the gym teacher isn’t paying attention.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

I have been to Disneyland once and it was the worst experience of my life. My kids were 3 and 5 at the time and we took a stroller. My wife’s family that we went with are Disney Nazis that had a crazy itinerary for each day and plan and other bullshit. We walked 14 miles one day. It was like Bataan. If we didn’t have…

[Tries smoking baby]