In light of the beginning of the premier league tomorrow, can you assign yourselves or each other one soccer team that best describes you/them?

i want moree!

Centerback**

man, only fenway would have reserved seating for ISIS and pedophiles. shame they had to be sat below the puking fan.

+ 5 dollar footlong

I read this as you received 16 glasses of wine as wedding gifts, and you have only drank 15 of them. Now i see you are not remarking on how slow you drink wine, but in fact remarking on breakable glassware

Ninja’s were probably after her.

I’m glad i’m not the only one who does this. This is my favorite way to unwind. Lay down and shath for 20 minutes while i scroll through my phone, then get up when i’m done being lazy and take a 5 minute shower to actually get clean

+1 redirect

Are they playing on turf? I cannot imagine the turf burns all over after that catch

Well, he didn’t try very hard, considering he said it in his opening statement.

you obviously didnt understand the joke.

I like the first kid who thinks Steph Curry is his number 1 fan.

Amen.

I’ll be the first to admit that I have a boner

Pretty sure this is what JK Rowling envisioned when she made Harry Potter.

Any sort of condensation on the roads. Everyone automatically forgets how to operate a motor vehicle. 495 and 66 become parking lots.

clit/brown/taint-area

I think we all agree with you there. and i agree that it is unfortunate that there is a lot of them

I’m an assclown!!!