If the dealer at the $5 table and the nosebleed is the same either the brush is incompetent or not getting nearly enough juice.

No. But thank you for sharing your opinion.

Have any of the mothers claimed he’s a bad dad? No.

I thought that was a picture of Marilyn Manson. And I judged hard. In fact I'm still judging even though I know it's actually a different dude. Yes, I know, don't judge a book by its cover and all. But there's fine print: unless that cover looks like Marilyn Manson, because all of those guys are the worst. Avoid at…

I have a Secret that you might find interesting...

He is a self made jillionaire that has outsmarted the world and beyond with his vision all while being the working man on the front line, not investing other people's money and getting lucky on a few of those investments. We should elect him as president of the world because shit I forgot why. Help me out here bro.

Maybe it is pandemic related, but I'm really buying in to these cheesy lifetime/Hallmark movies that I've always scoffed at in the past. They aren't good movies but you bet your ass I watched the whole thing (maybe some in the background, but still).

You are living the dream?

See also: “I’m not a racist, but...”

Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK is the unfounded rumour. Ted Cruz himself is, however, the Zodiac Killer.

Allegedly.

For some reason they're fine with boner pills, though. Strange!

Are you Nancy Reagan's ghost? You worked so well the first time why are you still here?

To be fair, he does need a wheelchair?

In my decade+5ish years of posting here I have not dismissed a single reply. I might be a moron, but I’m not going to deny you your right to be one too.

She’s still better than Steinbrenner.

You think they get to choose between getting paid and “volunteering”? Lol

How could they have possibly known that paying the underaged and undocumented employees they paid less than minimum wage to was wrong, smart guy??? They’re just doing a business!!!

U mad?

Herp derp.