Oh. Hello dong lover.

You know what? I'm starting to suspect this guy might be not so great.

You'll have to take my bloomin onion from my cold, dead, hands 

So you're saying Hilary did it... Good point!

Hello. You are a bad person. Have a nice day.

Fox news made this guy. They took a very dumb, mildly successful football player and told their base "don't worry, he's one of the GOOD ones."

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I don't think we completely disagree? He can forgive & forget all he wants but it doesn't change the facts. It doesn't make him a worse candidate than Oz. It makes him as bad candidate.

As another poster mentioned: it's like popcorn kernels. I don't want that stuff getting stuck or cutting me up. The taste is fine and the crunch is fine, but the aftermath can be disastrous.

Dr Oz is a terrible person who has arguably had a negative effect on millions of lives. How many random black people has he chased in a pickup truck and pulled out a shotgun on?

We do the same thing with leftover turkey and roast beef. Put it on some buttered bread and pour the gravy. It's better than eating it cold.

You left out the part about fetterman being an absolute piece of shit, but okay.

Guys, it’s his stepdaughter not his daughter! Totally normal to impregnate someone you’ve been raising since they were four years old.

I’ve watched more than 1 human centipede movie (don’t judge me!!!!!) but I just barfed imagining these dudes making out.

34-month fetus? Get to a hospital lady! Something is terribly wrong.

A body so nice we get to see it twice.

But Jan 6 was antifa and BLM hoax? Duh-doy!

If you have access to a Sonic, they have the best ice. It ain't even close. It isn't affordable to get it at home. :(

I’ve had a stomach tumor and a heart transplant. Not giving my ice cold drinks up for a minute.

Yes. (Sorry?)