There is definitely something going on with the writing.

Bill Cosby isn’t an alleged rapist. He was convicted and freely admitted it was true. His case was overturned because of procedural errors, not a lack of guilt.

I rarely wears hoodies, but generally wear a hat. I have never used an umbrella in my life. I've also never worn snow pants or long underwear. I don't think it was about masculinity, just my parents didn't do that for themselves.

Most immigrants didn’t have much luggage. You're familiar with quotes like "all I had was the clothes on my back" and " I came here with five dollars to my name"? Those weren't hyperbole.

I don't use umbrellas because if I'm out walking in the rain it's either with my dog or going to the corner store (yay suburbia). I don't mind getting wet and actually usually like it. Summer temperatures are for crazy people.

The mypillow guy?

No...

Gadsden flag. Hmm

It's to make the Ass-Crack Bandit's job easier.

Worker: Would you like a medium or large?

Yep, being a senator is tough.

Or just make a square with tape on the floor. Cats will sit in it.

That’s kinda what I thought, thanks. Bears are big and scary (I’ve encountered many, some of which were killed because people who were being attacked didn’t want to die).

Wait is that outfit part of some magnolia line?? Because I absolutely love it.

It's about money and power. That's all.

I don't know enough about Albright to have an opinion. But you are correct that I'm not okay with Kissinger.

Do they not have bears across the pond? Serious question. 

I would watch this movie. As long as he dies a gruesome death.

0% is still a percentage, right?

The fines are from the FAA. They also face charges, but the FAA is not who makes the charges.