Has supermodel Tyra Banks taught you nothing??? SMIZE, baby!

I like daydreaming about what I’d do if I won the lottery.

My response to ‘I'm a hugger': 'I'm a puncher.'

You can still wear a mask when "normal" happens!

Please connect the dots. I'm not as smart as you.

Yikes! I have never heard of anyone having their gown taken completely off. Were there complications?

Congratulations on 10 weeks! Almost three months. That’s pretty awesome.

I used to usually go to watch movies at end-runs and or off-peak hours. It was rare that there were more than a couple people at that particular screen. I MISS IT SO MUCH! I used to go at least weekly, and just started going again after my heart transplant when COVID hit. :(

And your immune system takes time to develop after you get the (second, and first!) shot. Keep wearing your masks and socially distance, and practice good hygiene people! Getting a shot is not a get out of jail free card yet.

“I got mine, fuck you!”

I haven't seen this before but it's the first time I've ever seen this guy and smiled a bit (still threw up tho, but that split second was well worth it).

Don’t forget people trying to get citizenship when they finish their service. Or deport them instead when they're done, because that’s the USA way.

Or dies in a fire? Not saying I want that, just that I'd read that story.

People will 100% represent him, even though they probably won't get paid.

Am I imagining this or was there not news that the queen wouldn’t be getting more corgis because she old?

Harry dressed up as a Nazi so Meghan is a Nazi? I don't understand what you're trying to say. She's responsible for his behaviour? Even before they met?

My great great uncle ... I'll give you a nickel if you show your panties. What a joker!

Big Mask and Big Medicine have been cahoots the whole time.

Prosperity gospel, baby!

“They’re trying to CANCEL cultural genocide and poverty! These are our sacred traditions. It’s in the constitution, written hundreds of years ago by infallible people. What’s next, cancelling ignorance? Bigotry? These communists are trying to CANCEL us! Wake up, but don’t get ‘woke’, sheeple!”