Nancy would endorse this message.

Yeah. I want to know what new businesses it thought up!!

The stitching and tread make me think those are Docs. My shoes SINCE the nineties.

... sounds like you're covering something up, like that you're an ancient alien, perhaps? Hmmmmm

Snake babies take care of themselves as soon as they’re born. Are you telling me that babies born in God’s image can’t fend for themselves? Just give them some bootstraps they'll be fine.

Please tell me you grew up to be a lazy adult anyway!

I have lots of crystals and minerals, because I like looking at/photographing them through my microscopes. Depending on how you light them and occlusions, they are beautiful.

The books hate jeezus. Where even is he in them? Burn them!

If by cares for means someone he knocks up, 100%.

You don't seem to be dumb, but you are certainly a terrible person.

But she didn’t make her flower girls wear tights! This is the real tragedy and the only reason he doesn’t like her.

... yet.

Garbage people spread garbage. News at 11?

I got lost on my first (and only) track practice because I was so far behind and had no idea what the route was (just follow everyone else!). If they tried to acknowledge my effort I’m pretty sure I would have literally died.

Something something participation trophies. Something something that’s what’s so wrong with the youth. Something something snowflakes. Something something less hugs and stricter discipline.

You telling me your school didn't have someone inspect your genitals before being able to use the restroom?

2a mothafuckas! She has the right to bare arms.

The hospital you deal with definitely has an infectious disease department. Talk to your peeps they'll refer you if they can't get the info for you.

Please wear masks and distance during your backyard party.

Hello fellow youth!