Her net worth hasn't increased as much as most of her cohort since then (give it time...)?

I would eat that pizza.

Please excuse me for being dumb, but is American cheese kraft singles?

I used to live in a condo that when your smoke detector went off everyone else’s in the building went off. I only set it off once but having hundreds of families upset with you is not fun. :(

This is one of my favourite parts! Same with reducing vinegar sauces.

It calls for smoked spices, but if you smoke them it should be the same. But you're going to need something to put it in after!

It depends on the redesign, o think. Of Robin Hood kept his swag they’d have to go pretty far to make him unattractive.

I’m going to sound like a horrible person here. But if all those old people die and no longer need care, the drain on the economy goes away.

I had a heart transplant, and the median life expectancy is 11 years or so. I can barely afford to keep myself alive! But family members and strangers are always asking when I’m going to have a kid.

Oh, you summer child.

I'm not quite old enough to have an understanding of politics before Reagan, but the GOP definitely wanted to kill SS. 'welfare queens' was a huge talking point for them.

Hahahahahahahahaha

I love watching cute baby videos. Like, they’re one of the only sources of joy I have rn. But having a baby? I’d rather die.

But we got guns and freedoms ? I dunno

They don’t want to take you. Sorry. :(

Can confirm. These birds will fuck strangers up. (So will most large-ish birds; getting chased by a bunch of geese was more terrifying than having a gun pulled on me.)

... this just made me realize that almost every conversation I've had in the last year has been about TV.    :(

Some cartoon characters are just sexy.

“They want to throw God’s wonderful farting system out the door. You’re all turning your backs,”

Yeah. THAT’S why a lot of people don’t like her.