I guess spread across 4 portions it's not terrible, but it's still a fuckton of salt. I'll take your word (but likely never try) Quad City pizza 

Please unionize. I made$7.33 an hour and when we unionized we went to $15.25, plus other benefits. This was many years ago, so the $15 was a huge deal.

Have you tried sauna eggs? Put eggs in pressure cooker (single layer). Cover in water. High pressure for 2 HOURS. I love eggs and have cooked them hundreds of different ways, but this is such an easy and tasty recipe that I make a batch every week, throw them in the fridge and eat them all week (.. probably longer…

I’ve experimented with different cheeses, but I was pretty sure cheddar was everyone’s default cheese.

My brain just broke. I don't know if I can ever eat a sandwich again. Whoever conceived this abomination should die in a fire.

35 grams of salt??? Am I making this for a horse to lick???

Hi. I am barfing. Barfing a lot. Please bring barfbag back so I don't barf all over.

I'm across the northern border, but I'm pretty sure you're on to something about winters getting colder every year. I remember going to the ravine/creek behind my house after breakfast and not coming home until dark in the winter; now I won't even walk to my car without letting it heat up & the seats/steering wheel…

I've had shits that took longer.

I have a better chance at winning Powerball than Trump ever would have had of getting convicted in a secret ballot.

Even of his hair was on point it wouldn't cancel out the fact that he's the Zodiac Killer.

Don’t most companies have a social media policy? I know mine says racist/homophobic/anti-Semitic/etc (I don’t remember the exact wording, but that’s the gist of it) public statements are grounds for dismissal.

Still waiting on my cheque George!!!

I'm ungreying you because I think your opinion should be seen. I don't endorse it, but I don't want this to become a circle jerk.

100% truth.

They arrested a black guy. So that means it was all a false flag? That’s my understanding. Hillary Clinton orchestrated it so that nobody could read Hunter Biden’s emails that proved Washington democrats are cannibal pedophiles and Trump is going to show the proof in two weeks.

I wouldn't mind if every republican senator was in a meeting and the building caught fire.

Even people who are taking serious precautions can get this virus. Maybe they didn’t catch it while they were doing risky shit?

I would mention Nick Sandmann, but I don't want to get sued for hundreds of millions of dollars.

“Dr" Phil is on promoting these types of places all. the. fucking. time. I hate that guy.