Former Army NCO here. The intelligent ones easily recognize the difference between disrespect and confidence. The best ones nurture and encourage confidence as it can come in handy in almost every military application. My apologies for this terrible example of an inept leader.

We had the updated version that engine in a suburban, the good news with that engine wasn’t that it got better mileage (about 13) it was that it would ALWAYS get 13. uphill, downhill, towing, empty. 13.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

The star you received from me is partially for the wonderful idea of a cab-over Silverado, and partially for the magnificent half-assedness with which it was Photoshopped.

I love the idea of these compartments. However, as someone who does 100+ miles per day in a work pickup, I just see a Chevy finding brave new ways to squeak, rattle and break.

Blah blah blah, fancy pricey trucks. Come drive tiny cars.

We always know when the dishes are clean because they’re not in the sink. #nodishwasher

On a public road, purposely overpowering your available traction is reckless. Whether you like it or agree with it or not, that’s just the way it is. Your society has deemed it such. And if that’s not good enough for you, if you want further proof, just look at any video of a Mustang leaving a Cars and Coffee to see…

Even here in eastern NC, every tiny bridge has a sign that says Bridge Ices Before Road. What’s funny is they are folding signs, so twice a year someone has to go around and open (or close) them. Lastly, we had a once a decade (or more) snow event last week and strangely enough, the road was frozen and the bridge I…

Screw those assholes. I have family that are farmers and on more than one occasion, city boys with their lifted 4WD trucks have come and torn up newly planted fields and ended up stuck. They then have the gall to ask for help getting their rigs out.

Let’s dispense with this nonesense shall we? What’s more “responsible adult” than engaging in projects that clearly further your career?!

They’re plentiful here in California, so they depreciate nicely. I’ve seen 2014 models with less than 60k miles for unkder $20k

I love my Ford Flex!

Do I really have to do this again? We all know the correct answer.

Well, I did unload a wagon of hay after I stuck my foot with a pitchfork while spreading straw in a heifer pen (straw was moldy and wasn’t breaking apart, so more force had to be applied), didn’t realize how far into my boot/foot the tine went.

If you have a wells fargo credit card and use it to pay your phone bill, they’ll cover broken/stolen phones. I shattered my screen a few months ago and the repair bill was like $180 at the apple store. Credit card refunded all of that, minus a $25 fee. Pretty sweet benefit that is basically free assuming you pay off…

Yeah! Instead let’s give it to Lockheed, a-...wait

Most of these words aren’t used incorrectly, it’s just that she has some very idiosyncratic/non-traditional sentence structure going on.

I’m still awaiting the inevitable NC State shit before I make that proclamation

*Sigh* at least our Football team is good this year...