Former Army NCO here. The intelligent ones easily recognize the difference between disrespect and confidence. The best ones nurture and encourage confidence as it can come in handy in almost every military application. My apologies for this terrible example of an inept leader.

We had the updated version that engine in a suburban, the good news with that engine wasn’t that it got better mileage (about 13) it was that it would ALWAYS get 13. uphill, downhill, towing, empty. 13.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

The star you received from me is partially for the wonderful idea of a cab-over Silverado, and partially for the magnificent half-assedness with which it was Photoshopped.

I love the idea of these compartments. However, as someone who does 100+ miles per day in a work pickup, I just see a Chevy finding brave new ways to squeak, rattle and break.

A moon dropping on Chewi may have provided a definitive reason to drop the EU, but realistically, there was no good reason to retain it for the new movies. For the majority of fans who didn’t read the side stuff, you’re saddled with trying to explain a mountain of utterly batshit exposition, and for the fans who do…

Blah blah blah, fancy pricey trucks. Come drive tiny cars.

We always know when the dishes are clean because they’re not in the sink. #nodishwasher

I have a degree in Molecular Bioloy and genetics and performed many fecal coliform tests as part of a public health study, this is 20 years ago when I was in school. Basically swabbing common surfaces and testing for shit bacteria, mostly E. coli.

On a public road, purposely overpowering your available traction is reckless. Whether you like it or agree with it or not, that’s just the way it is. Your society has deemed it such. And if that’s not good enough for you, if you want further proof, just look at any video of a Mustang leaving a Cars and Coffee to see…

Just change “White House” to “Gizmodo” and “trying to mute a call” to “trying to use spell check”.

Even here in eastern NC, every tiny bridge has a sign that says Bridge Ices Before Road. What’s funny is they are folding signs, so twice a year someone has to go around and open (or close) them. Lastly, we had a once a decade (or more) snow event last week and strangely enough, the road was frozen and the bridge I…

I ain’t watchin’ a 22-minute video trying to convince me tapes sound good any more than I’m watchin’ anything trying to convince me mayonnaise tastes good. Tapes are the mayo of the music world.

SD-cards rock pretty much. I still cling to my little Sansa Clip mp3-player, that takes microSDcards up to 128 GB (if formatted correct).

Screw those assholes. I have family that are farmers and on more than one occasion, city boys with their lifted 4WD trucks have come and torn up newly planted fields and ended up stuck. They then have the gall to ask for help getting their rigs out.

Let’s dispense with this nonesense shall we? What’s more “responsible adult” than engaging in projects that clearly further your career?!

Wha? Put an SSD in that shitbox - boot-up on a modern machine shouldn’t take more than 20 seconds tops. My Macbook Pro goes from powered down to login in under 10 seconds.

They’re plentiful here in California, so they depreciate nicely. I’ve seen 2014 models with less than 60k miles for unkder $20k

I love my Ford Flex!

Do I really have to do this again? We all know the correct answer.