It is not unusual for a farmer to own the land and run the equipment. Not all do by any means, but it isn't uncommon.

One of my neighbors bought a high country 3500 diesel Chevrolet. On the first week, the bulldozer broke down and never parts. He drive it down a narrow, bumpy wods path and scratched the hell out of it.  And dumped 3 gallons of hydraulic oil in the bed at the same time.  I told him he was crazy.

Because people who can’t be bothered to use turn signals will certainly zoom in on their camera mirror thingamabobs before changing Lanes!!!!

Tom Clancy wrote a novel where a president did that. I read it probably 10+ years ago and don’t remember much. But it didn’t end well in that imaginary world. Wish I could remember the book.....

Get bigger nut. 3/4 maybe, ot another size you have a wrench for.. Center it on head of bastard nut and proceed to weld it to the bastard nut.

My son is seven and my parents are about 1/10 of a mile away. My son loves changing the gears in my manual Tacoma for me on the trip. He’s getting pretty good too, we get all the way up the 3rd gear and maybe 20mph. Funny part is my wife can’t drive a stick!

Id be scared to use that stuff. Says right on the bottle it isint 5w-40

You haven’t been around many cows have you. They eat animals sometimes too. Though only ones they find dead. At least I’ve never seen one actually kill.

You haven’t been around many cows have you. They eat animals sometimes too. Though only ones they find dead. At…

Nobody who zipper merges really wants everyone else to do so. Because then you won’t be able to slip around them and merge in the last 30-40 yards. I certainly don’t want to wait longer.

Around here, most heterosexual males stick things into beavers generally head first. I’ve never had any experience with a queen, but I think it works the same way.

The tires alone can account for 2-3 mpg. I’ve got a f150 supercab 2012. It came with 235 75r17 p rated tires. For the 35000 miles I drove them until a nail through the sidewall convinced me to replace them all a few thousand early it averaged 17-19 mpg.

You were probably about as distracted counting as they were texting!

Especially is the subject involves general motors

I actually run one of these. Autosteer is great, it is also somewhat stupid requiring recording and pausing the track constantly unless rows are straight. It requires you to initiate a turn at the end of a row but will complete it for you once about half way through. Also, given the variability of land and soil…

Man down road tows one with a red miata

You’ve never left a major city have you?

Truth. I once moved 30 miles east to the other side of the city, across a county line, and out of the city limits. Insurance bill showed up next time $1000 higher for 2 cars. Of course I called and was told it was automatic due to geographical change, but they lowered it back down to within $100 of the old price.

Most of us can’t piss into an 18" porcelain bowl. I foresee issues.

Most of us can’t piss into an 18" porcelain bowl. I foresee issues.

Man down the road had a colored version of this on his right arm. Handy, because when you shift, you cover the pattern with your hand.......

It’s improved to the point that the pizza actually tastes better than the box, if only slightly.