Well said.

Plastic, what am I, a peasant?

I mean, I just use a coffee tumbler, like this one:

No problem, just write “lodestar” several times in the leaking memo. Amateur sleuths will be thrown.

It is absolutely crazy to me that TV (shows, not the news) has now become something that is dictated by politics. The fact that they want to move more into “Red state programming” is fucking terrifying when you start to think about what that means. What defines red states at this point, apart from the anti-women and…

Do the ABC execs really think that ‘red-state’ audiences are watching Black-ish in the first place?

I ask as someone who looooves making snide comments about jezebel double standard; fucking what mate?

You know, just as soon as women start killing men as often as men kill women, I’m sure everyone here will start taking this epidemic seriously. Until then, fuck you.

Why is it ERIC Holder? That's weird caps even for him.

They’re terrorists and they want to terrorise people.

And contrition isn’t evidenced by saying sorry after you were caught and/or there was a big enough outcry against you. Both of these people would be still doing all the shit they were before if they hadn’t been called out about it. That isn’t contrition.

Wow, four links on the internet! That totally outweighs all the female nudes in art for the last half a millennia.

Can we please address what a fucking idiot this man is for FILMING WHILE DRIVING WITH HIS ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY IN THE CAR?

“We just delivered a baby in the car.”

I really want Jez to do an investigative article on the love spell people. 

Ah, so he was the family runt.

My $0.02:  Take out Pratt and put in O’Dowd, and call it a day.

Chris’s Pine!

Except Democrats have no power to stop his confirmation. The hearings are for show. The Republicans are going to confirm, and they don’t need the Democrats to do it.

And as John Waters has pointed out, why on earth did Dorothy even want to return to dreary black and white Kansas, when she could’ve stayed in fabulous Technicolor Oz with her gay lion friend and those “poppies that put you to sleep and snow that wakes you up?”