When I set them up, the first thing I did was disable voice shopping. They weren’t even my alexas, but they were setup from my account. The people who have them never tried shopping from them in the first place. In fact, the first one stopped being used within a week while the other is used only to check the weather…

I bought the Alexa tin can when it first came out. Then. for weeks, I just looked at it. It finally dawned on me that I was not going to start talking to a tin can for any reason at all. Not even at gunpoint. Ridiculous!

So it is the 2010s version of this:

odious rich people trying to grocery shop is one reality show I would probably watch.

I honestly desperately want to know what Donald Trump thinks a banana costs.

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?

Because he looked like a real tough character on the TV

The most shocking part of the video for me was finding out Rick Astley had another song besides Never Gonna Give You Up.

Persistence? 

Why can’t it ever be a person with multiple-personality disorder who fights crime, instead of one that commits crime. I mean, it’s already a pretty established trope that disorders like being on the autism spectrum are secretly superpowers (Disability Superpower is even it’s own page on the Website Which Shall Not Be…

Okay, how exactly could a blowtorch decapitate someone?

Is this going to get like some horror movie chain letter? If you don’t bail out the next guy to smash the star, Mangoman will rise from between the cracked pieces and get you?

That’s a gofundme I would donate to

The dem establishment is a lot more scared of her than the republicans are because she’s poised to upend the proverbial apple cart. Republicans aren’t worried because folks who voted for her would never have voted for them anyway, but to the old guard that was responsible for sandbagging Bernie she poses a serious…

Republicans don’t care at all about charges of “hypocrisy”. If it’s something they feel they can attack, they’re gonna do it— regardless of whether those in their group are guilty of the same things. From adulterous Newt Gingrich going after Bill Clinton for his affair, to draft-dodging George Bush Jr. Swift-boating…

When Obama gave his speech at the 2004 DNC everyone was sure that this guy could be the first African-American president.

I know she’s new to the game but that was a huge walk back. If you have the balls to support Palestine (so few if any politicians do) you cannot waffle on it. I was So dissappointed when she did that bc to me it signalled that she is perhaps more of the same. In 20 years folks won’t be afraid to call what's happening…

Considering the current Republican president is the most ignorant person to have ever held the office, Republicans don’t have much to stand on in terms of criticizing Democrats for being ignorant. 

Yeah, they could just say, “We understand that you give a shit, but you need to understand that we don’t give a shit.” :-/

why the fuck would Spotify even HAVE a Follow option? Who gives a fuck about what I, or anyone, listens to?