Hims is most hamsome. Also all animals in our house speak poor English, lol!

I keep seriously flirting with the idea of putting an ad on the local Craigslist M4M board - I don’t wanna bang you or convert you; I want to go to gallery openings and local plays and dinner & drinks on a Friday with intelligent conversation, then say Ta Lovie! Airkiss! and each be on about our business. Now mind…

Lol I like your style. And that is why I’m not on any dating sites anymore - oh I suppose I still have an OKC profile, but I wouldn’t even know the login at this point.

You mean, a drummer without a girlfriend?

Aw, glad to put a smile on someone’s face! FSM knows they’re not so easy to come by in these dark days.

You - understand my user name? Not sure if that’s ever happened!!

The story I heard - and mind you, my tour took place back in the late 80s - was that the medium said she would be safe only so long as the sound of hammers never stopped. So she kept building 24/7. Then when the quake happened and she got trapped in a room, she freaked the eff out, cause she thought the ghosts had…

Here’s whats changed in three dozen decades: being a wealthy, white, male celebrity is no longer reason for an automatic get out of jail free card. You’re right about the percentages; whether there’s enough evidence to build a case remains to be seen.

See my prob would be finding people my age(ish) who would ALSO be a decent match. Cause I’ve found that most dudes in my age group - older than dirt - are sexist a-holes who can’t read profiles, only look at pics & think ‘she’s hawt’. Wait maybe that’s just most dudes full stop..

Jeebus H. Sufferin’ Christ. I didn’t watch - wouldn’t’ve, even if I had a tv - so have been relying on Twitter and posts like this for the gist of the thing. And if I didn’t feel safe under this administration before, which I most surely did not, this makes SURE that I don’t feel good about the state of the nation.…

A certain percentage have convinced themselves that we are just soo sexually immoral that we will run around bangin’ any Chad that tickles our - fancy, and not care what the consequences are. Then, should Mother Nature try to remind us that sex is only for Making Babies (in their twisted view), we will refuse to learn…

The Jezebel that I loved and read daily is sadly a thing of the past. Most articles of substance are ‘shared’ from somewhere else, and all that winds up under the actual Jezzy banner is vapid celebrity gossip. Truly a sad downward turn.

Sans-serif fonts make me *twitchy*. Arial can go die in a fire. Anytime I can change the default font on a program, I do - Times New Roman 4eva!

This interview brings to my attention that they are making a COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY live action version of Aaddin, because Disney is just as bereft of interesting, new ideas as the rest of Hollywood.

It isn’t bullshit, but the trick of it is, ‘we’ has to mean EVERYONE.

There’s a line in a book I love dearly (Lazy Man’s Guide to Enlightenment, available free as a pdf if you google) that says “What did you think it was that needed to be loved?” Meaning our best qualities don’t make up the empty, hurting spots deep inside; the parts that need healing and nurture are far more likely to…

Pence wouldn’t push the button because his ego got a boo-boo; but if he thinks old Bog or God needs a nudge to get the apocalypse started? I’m not so sure.

Hard decisions indeed, ladies (this is for all commentors on this thread). First, this is SUCH a classic dude manipulation technique. They want all that same good stuff you see in the relationship; but they want it for ‘free’ - without having to do any work to get it. (see also: Emotional Labor). Expecting they should…

Hey look, an article of some actual substance that’s only marginally about celebs, posted directly to Jezebel! It’s almost like the old days!

Damn, hadn’t even considered that angle yet. There are just too many of them with him - or rather, with the whole GOP administration. With him, there’s only one angle: does the whole world love him yet?