So glad to see others say what I’ve been thinking. This Teen Week bs is just more proof that the Jezebel I’ve come to know & love over the years is essentially no more. Every third post on the main page is really an ad; any actually insightful, interesting items always seem to be x-posted from The Slot. The rest is…

I owned a loft bed for several years. I loved the desk/work area below it (and, ok, living the fantasy of bunk beds I never had as a kid) but having to pee during the night was one of the reasons I finally gave it up. That and the fact my dog couldn’t sleep with me up there.

I’ve known this post (or something like it) was coming. I’m still a little teary reading it. *snif*

Yeah.. I saw this and thought, wish a group of crusty punks or the like would show up and form a human corridor. Stand facing outward towards the protestors, with chains,spikes, & mohawks a-bristling.

At a guess? A Red Roof Inn half a mile from the Pennsylvania turnpike.

Dear Savannah’s parents: you’re doing it right. Dear stake president: you are not.

So speaking as an official Old here - wtf is an IG ‘story’ anyway? I’m assuming they’re supposed to be threaded pictures, but I’ve yet to see one that is (granted I’ve only seen a few).

Well and this is in San Francisco. Is that even in (T***p’s) America?

I keep a list on the notepad app on my phone - mostly of interesting trailers but sometimes things I hear about.

Eggs-zackly. And of course it’s privilege; the ability to avoid ever having to act like a dude no fun grown-up while still reaping every one of the choicest benefits.. T***p is often called out for being a man-boy, but he’s just more obvious about it. We’re too often ruled by the tribal bras from Lord of the Flies.

I do now :-D

Can we elaborate on this to say that whenever the bumbler in question is a man, particularly a rich, white man, the behaviour is nearly always excusable? And the richer and whiter they are, the more their actions get hand-waved away: ‘boys will be boys’, after all. It’s only those of us who didn’t have the foresight…

What I’m missing - who she is, and why I should care.

The only thing that would surprise me would be news the T***p Foundation matched every one of those donations dollar for dollar.

Here’s what the Democrats don’t need: people who have been accused of corruption. Anyone with anything close to a billion dollars. People who are perceived as being particularly close to the Clintons. People who don’t know why they’re running. People who are old as hell. This is all incredibly obvious.

“She’s Wonder Woman. She’s got to come to America. It’s time.”

Yyeah, you know what, I’ve been sexually assaulted and I’ve had false accusations made against me. Ain’t no comparison what-so-ever.

Yeah, I figured this would get some trollish reply of OMG JUST DONT CLICK THEN - and I am not disappointed.

And Jezebel needs to stop treating the Kardashians like they’re worthy of any print whatsoever. I know that’s crazy talk, but it’s how I feel every time I come here looking for relevancy.

Soo, you probably don’t want to know that you might be the *first* person I’ve heard use that term, huh..