This entire thread needs MOAR STARZ

Knock em out! Good for you. I’ve been down in the data mines at work, untangling nearly a year’s worth of sloppy-to-downright-wrong bookkeeping and getting systems in place to handle the influx of many hundreds of utility bills that hit my desk every month. Then in my ‘spare’ time I just costumed a play which the…

You know what, I suspect racist dipshit Tami listed her room, got a booking, then realized she could’ve listed for bigger bucks (maybe when snow started falling; is there skiing in the area?). We don’t see the beginning of the exchange but it sounds like she decided to raise rates at the last minute then pulled out…

I just last night watched a documentary called ‘Small Town Gay Bar’. If you can get past the unhealthy dollop of interviews with Fred Phelps (may he rot forever being lubelessly sodomized in pink gay hell) and whazzis-Dobson from Focus on the Family, it probably would strike a pretty familiar chord for you.

Starred for pirate Adam Ant. Le sigh.

Leave him tied to the top of a flagpole wearing a frilly nightie and a wig..

So then we can have hungover impeachment proceedings, in which case they’ll all be twice as vindictive - ok. I’m in.

Agreed. I just don’t have enough interest in celeb gossip of any form for more than that.

As much as I would hate with the hate of a thousand fiery pussgrab-hating rabid feminist suns for him to win on *anything*, ever..

Team Exfoliate here and I mean, I don’t use washcloths, I use a loofah or lately, pumice stone (lightly, obv, I want skin on my body!). Then I grease up good and I’ll tell you what, my skin does NOT look like it dates to the Eisenhower era. Which it does, but never mind all that. I want to challenge all the lazy…

Your not-fictional-enough mechanic probably also (falsely) assumes he’s never worked, hung out with, or likely even known a gay person; and if one got hired to work with him that the guy would mince around the shop in coveralls tightened to show off his ass, not want to dirty his nails, and certainly not be…

This was me just this past weekend, and we certainly didn’t have ‘help’ like, ever. My well-off aunt probably hires a housekeeper to tend to the 4+BR place she & my uncle inhabit with their dog but that’s as close as it gets. I’m fairly sure my maternal grandmother owned one of those aprons or similar, but it would’ve…

White man got no rhythm. Who’s shocked.. ?

Um. Matter of perspective perhaps. He sure seemed smarmy enough to me at the time..

True. I have my grandfather’s pitchfork, most likely purchased in the early 50s but possibly older. I’ve dug many a garden with that sucker so I’m iffy on whether I’d want to sully it with the reptilian blood of the reich wing - but needs must.

What do you mean ‘we’, white man..

OK y’all have got most of the important stuff down already, so can I just jump in for a minute to say -

I just hope we GET new blood of a similar caliber. I’d vote for her or Bernie a hundred times over an unknown with an iffy record.

Yeah, 60 years ago was known Commie Eisenhower’s watch, I can see where they get that.

Is that Carlin? I always knew it from the Church of the SubGenius.