Well dang. How are us big-city socialist devil worshippers supposed to trick them wholesome Oklahoma gals* into killin their babies so we can sell the fetal tissue for profit now?? You win this time, state of Oklahoma. But we’ll be back!

You are our only hope, Obi-Wan Kenobi. We’ll expect a report by 2017.

Apparently, I’m well on my way to a threesome with Amanda Palmer *and* Neil Gaiman, as I’ve had several replies from each. Still waiting for my true love Noel Fielding to realize I’m the woman for him, however.

I love you a little bit.

That would be me.. spent the 80s and part of the 90s as a punk/alternative DJ on one of the best college stations in the country; I better get the reference!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Sq…

Nota troll. Maybe a space elf from the planet Xooberon tho.

“make a post: best insults by jezebel staffers of 2015”

I can assure you that outrage has absolutely no impact on justice or sentencing. How do I know? I live in Cleveland.

Oh, that’s easy.

Sadly, I am not surprised that cranky old men find cranky old men more important than living, breathing children who will someday replace those cranky old men.

Thanks. Its a decade in the past and I’m living a much better life now.

See, that’s the problem. Having been in power so long, they have only one model: theirs. And they are deeply, pants-wettingly, terrifyingly convinced that should they ever lose that control, they will be subject to every indignity and humiliation they have inflicted on others, for centuries. There’s poetic justice in…

So in other words, he confirms what every sane woman in the country has known since the news broke, yet is still unclear to conservative white guys and Faux News pundits? Got it.

The historical Catherine the Great did not die during sex with a horse.

Gwurl, I hear ya on that one. Gun, sword, all the knives in the kitchen.. *shudder*

And reading articles about them, or clicking on headlines (I know, guilty too)

And so, in order to demonstrate that killing babies for profit is wrong, they murder innocent bystanders for free. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people?!

I didn’t have to read a single article to know that. I only had to see the words ‘Planned Parenthood’. But remind me again how Christians are under attack in this country.

I have cause to quote this far too often, BUT: as the SubGenius always say, you know how stupid the average guy is? well by definition, half of ‘em are even dumber than *that*.