How I hate(d) Linda Tripp.

The suggestion that Hillary was actually running the White House in the 90s is the first thing that’s made me want to vote for her. That was a good fucking decade.

That blanket is crocheted.

Sad with all of these actual shade masters that “liking” a instagram post is considered shade. I guess that’s the future. Kinda like making a big deal of being unfollowed on Twitter or something. Kids today.

This is so so before your time, but when I read/hear “opal”

I keep trying but I can’t think about anything but GeithnerGate

I hated this movie. I thought it was sensationalistic, boring garbage.

Two things:

So help me, I am still hot for Bruce Willis. I know he’s a crotchety old Republican but 20 years of screen-door/hurricane feelings won’t quit.

Please don’t make me think of Chris Martin’s sperm again. Please.

I want these McQueen’s.

DO NOT SING ON THE SUBWAY! I don’t care HOW famous you are, we’re all just trying to get to work and just want to ignore everyone around us so we can read a book or listen to a podcast. We are trying to have a goddamn civilization here! People in a train are the very definition of a captive audience since they CAN’T…

I don’t know but I WOULD LIKE HER TO STOP ISSUING ORDERS PLEASE.

I always figured it was more just geographic isolation based on pre-war populations - like Katniss’ District 12 was located in the very white Appalachians, while Rue’s District 11 was in the Georgia/North Carolina area and notably had a much higher African American (African Panemian?) population.

Ezra Miller, aka The Wrong Flash.

I like to think I had a traditional southern wedding. I wanted to follow all the rules at any expense, and we really blew our budget. Even *we* didn’t do engagement announcements. In the age of facebook, if someone didn’t know we were engaged through that or through our families, then they probably wouldn’t end up on…

oh my god or when ice hits your face....WORST.

These remain my favorite wedding dresses to this day -

Neither one matches.

Yep. That’s actually one of my favorite episodes.