The beady-eyed headlights, the utter blankness of its fascia, the jowly flabbiness of its proportions...yup, I’d say the “stylist” was paying homage to Putin’s favorite bitch:

That is in no way a fitting punishment for the crime of “hacking” companies that should already have had better systems in place. Does he not have any family, is house arrest not an option? 

When we were kids sitting in the back of the car on the way home from GameStop, my brother would read the manual, and I would smell the case. Then we would trade. Now that I think about it that explains a lot about me. 

That’s plenty of time to generate more barren planets for players to walk around in and go “You know, I could be playing Baldur’s Gate 3 RIGHT NOW”

Aerith is gonna stab Sephiroth isn’t she?

My mother used to work the night shift in the Spinal Ward of a hospital, where parapalegic and quadrapalegic patients were cared for. Every morning she would talk about how most of the patients were there because of motorcycle accidents.

I know AI is “the devil” around here but company using software like it to help them craft a letter in a language that is not their native tongue is kinda whats its meant to do and its not a terrible thing

Not sure if it was intentional, but I read the “x” like it’s pronounced in pinyin: “shi”

I’ve got no problem paying more for games if the publishers would commit to that money going directly to higher wages for the developers.

I can’t imagine playing a game like this with touch controls. 

Suing over broken promises and missing content? Better keep this guy away from Kickstarter projects.

Wait I thought the right always complained when there was politics in our entertainment?

“Nordic Empire Games”

“I discussed with a colleague how we’d both considered crashing our cars on the freeway that morning, just to get a day away from the horror of our everyday lives at work. We’d both slogged our way through commute traffic, weighing the cost/benefit analysis of making insurance claims, renting an interim vehicle,…

Easy mode is back there, really. By the time you play Demon’s Souls enough to unlock that door the game will feel quite easy to you. Easy mode unlocked! It was in you all along. 💖

This is remarkably clear as far as Final Fantasy backstory material goes. I can’t wait to see what movies, sites, tie-in material, and post-launch DLC I’ll need to consume in order to understand the actual narrative that the game itself will present.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Unless I am much younger than I thought, Beast Wars didn't come out in 2006.

He went to prison.