This take is ice cold. Also fuck Arsenal.

I nearly spit up my 7th cup of coffee when Pochettino put Kane in with the score already 3-0. He clearly does not know that God hates Tottenham. Kane is lucky he didn’t break an ankle taking a throw in.

“4th place is a trophy”

I love deadspin cuz I can skim an article like this and when I see them on tv at the bar (like tonight) casually mention to my friends “they’re a good young team. I think they might be able to make a run in the tourney”, without watching a single minute of college basketball this season

$20 says Billy’s wishing “How to Beat Swansea” was in Wenger’s computer.

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

Yes, I know Spurs went down a goal early on Sunday, but to say that they struggled to beat Swans is laughable.

34 shots on goal, 14 on target. Both highs in the Premier League this season.
57% Possession.

The only thing that kept Spurs from scoring 5 or more goals was the outstanding Lukasz Fabianski. 12 saves? That’s…

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.