@preciousroy: I gave up on SportsCenter a long time ago. Contacto Deportivo (on Telefutura, check your local listings) has been the best sports show in the country since it launched.

@biggie smalls: At you'll always have beer cheese. And cheddar ale. And beer dice. And that bigass teepee at the casino.

@IDontPracticeRenteria: I thought it (just cause I hate the midget, as stated previously), but I tried to find someone with Kruk-like hair.

@IDontPracticeRenteria: Could be worse. Could have been a Furby.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Amen. I hate that midget. (Even though he's actually taller than me. So is Costas, if he's really 5' 6" and a half. Damn half.)

Hey, you can still make an OJ Simpson Bills jersey. (Although no option for the throwback.)

And I'm surprised a Martz bus hasn't gone haywire and knocked the thing down by now. /shrugs

@PeteJäyhawk™: Seriously, dude, this after the Creyol edumacation. Just wow. Please move to Chicago so I can just listen to you and learn stuff.

@PeteJäyhawk™: I'm just so beyond cautiously optimistic. If the Cubs don't run away with the division, I'm gonna have to go Wayne Brady on someone.

@PeteJäyhawk™: Yeah, but I was hoping to gain a game on the kids at Wrigley North.

@Lady Andrea: Not everybody. *sobs*

@Peter Cavan: I think we had an Ambassador call out on DUAN a couple months ago. Good times.

You know, I'd actually keep it. It's not like the thing's gonna go *down* in value. If I needed to sell it to pay for college for the kids, sure, but immediately? Probably not.

Doesn't Kenny Mayne insist that Randall Cunningham was his backup?

The picture I uploaded for Michael Vick was not good.

@PeteJäyhawk™: you are fucking badass; however, i resent the implication that it was beer and cheeseburgers. i blame the ants on a log. fucking ants.

@PeteJäyhawk™: yeah, but you carry it well.

Hey, just make sure that you pay attention - ESPN's bound to change the field for the wild card, so if your videos start popping up again in a week, don't blame Ad Block. Blame Bristol.

The 13 year old who caught 753 out of the basket was given a fake one to throw back; don't know why that wasn't replayed anywhere.

@Athletic Supporter: Michael Vick is the most electrifying athlete in the NFL.