@UkraineNotWeak: only if... oh, God. The internet's not anonymous. I ain't saying it.

@TheStarterWife: This is true. However, I'm most excited about Doki Doki Majo Shinpan.

Will has a couple sidebars in there under some "this shit is hardcore" list thing.

This game is actually better than Madden - the controls make more sense, and it's more balanced. It's not Madden with an NCAA skin; it's a completely different game from a different development studio.

I don't understand the love for Starbury. It's not like he really had other options other than Steve and Barry's. This guy was so far down the list of desirables that Payless wouldn't slap his name on a pair of Airwalks.

@throwbot: Big Al and Lorraine agree.

Also, those charges are probably state. These are federal charges, because it's trafficking across state lines.

@Scout: Five years, $250K max per count. These are felony charges.

@being sven: I can't think of a joke that isn't over the line here. But they all involve speed skating and golf.

"Let the Joey Harrington era begin!"

How felonious. Which is not the same as delicious.

Q: At what point does ESPN become like pro wrestling, when I'm embarrassed to watch it in front of my girlfriend/wife/crack whore of the week?

@TheStarterWife: On just one phone, though.

Those minority numbers are fucking pitiful.

Danny Almonte pitches fast.

Seriously, Will. That's the third time we've seen that v neck black t-shirt (Chicago Pants Party and Harold Reynolds interview). I'll buy you a Gapers Block t-shirt or something.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Oh my God. That's 1) totally a rip off of Guitar Hero and 2) So much better than Guitar Hero III is shaping up to be, even with the base neck frets.

@Diddly: Yeah, tough break. Although if he had failed in Carbondale, he might have had a chance in Marion.

Please don't link to Darren Rovell. The man just makes shit up and gets paid to do it as some sort of expert. Street and Smith's must laugh at him.

@Spirit of 76: KSK did it. It was awesome. Every dollar spent on the intarwebs from DARPA onwards, including the massive overbuilding of internet capacity in the late 90s, was justified by that one, singular, glorious blog entry.