So, "we" equals Will, "I" equals Rick, and "you drunk bastards" equals Pete and Andrea?

@BoeheimIsMySavior: Well, unless there's a Malice in the Palace mini-game where you have to swing the Wii remote around to smack a fool.

@TattooedMess(iah): True dat, yo. Well, aside from the SIU-E mess. I can't believe they want to go D-I.

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I have a new favorite Matsui.

@KidUterus: Does Jayson Blair have a job?

Beans ON toast, it appears.

@Et Tu, Schrute?: There is much in the lore about living off of "beans and toast" or some such. (He was able to qualify for a UK passport somehow, which is why he was even able to go over to England and work his way up.)

Please tell me we can change the Copa roster due to "injuries." I know, I know - we want to go to the Confederations Cup, but my God. If we're gonna get slaughtered that bad, we might as well send the U-15 team.

@twoeightnine: I think it's pretty clear that this is Will's "dress up" outfit.

HR totally inoculated himself by saying "I'm gonna get killed when this runs." Whoever his publicist/handler is, you deserve a raise.

@Yinka Double Dare: Wait, what? No Mexico?

I was rooting for the Pistons, but now? Holy shit.

I just went to Midway Stadium on Wednesday to see the St. Paul Saints (I was in town for a conference). I saw, bar none, the greatest thing I have ever seen: they had "Karaoke with a Real Japanese Guy" between innings.

@Analrapist: Please stop it. You people made me sad yesterday.

@Berto: Well done. *golf clap*

I'm gonna defend Brian Kenny - he did a great job when he was the afternoon guy on ESPNEWS, and he would challenge analysts instead of just setting them up for them to say what their producers told them to say. And he got Neyer a weekly teevee slot.

@Lunatic Fringe: Fair point. Now that I think about it, my last non-shot serving was chilled, neat. (Don't give me that crap about Maker's being too good for a shot. If someone else is buying, then I'm shooting.)

I suppose if I don't know if I'm an ambassador or not, I'm not. But I swear I signed up back when.

OK, I'm out. That hurt bad. And I'm not sticking around for metschick to come back and rub it in.