I think you can mention Voodoo for the fact they are the least interesting part about donuts in Portland.

I believe the best way to experience Portland is to avoid going to all the places that you see everyone else going to, number one place to avoid is Voodoo in Downtown. If you are in that line, you are hilariously not getting a Portland experience. If possible, see if you can rent a car and go drive the Gorge to the…

FWIW, Google Maps is my fave. Apple Maps blow

Drew, how much do you hate The Ringer? HOW MUCH? “Insert 80s reference/Sports Bullshit”

Why does this administration continue to be such a pile of toxic garbage?

Can I make this drink and then pour it all over my pet demo-gorgon’s nether-regions for when the Pats win? I hope they do by the way. I am a fan. And I laugh with evil glee every time they win. They win a lot. Have you heard that Tom is a quarterback who wins a lot of Super Bowls?

I would like to say that as an Indian person, perhaps this version is better, because I can relate more to it. However, that made me think of the other version again since I loved that movie too and I re watched it. Honestly, I can’t say one is better than the other because the first one felt like a movie about a guy…

Honestly, this is good advice, but not necessary. At least here in Oregon, we have rarely, if ever, needed to follow any of these rules. Indeed, my buddy used his credit card to pay for it, the last time he visited.

Driving across the country (Boston to Portland, Oregon) I did gain some valuable insight into a lot of the roadways in america. I don’t think I am super qualified to say which highway is worst or best, but I would say that I am slightly above average qualified. Thus, the worst stretch of highway is, IMO, the stretch…

Albert, my most comely of brosephs, please take this in the most respectful manner. Fucketh thyself twixt a flaming poker.

OH YEAH ADAM JONES? What do you know about being a crazy, racist, impotent, balding, personified piece of fecal splatter??

So just to be sure out of like the almost 20 people they can POTENTIALLY have on their roster, you chose to concentrate on the few dudes that have hilariously super-white names. I mean do those cancel out because of the super black names like: LeShun, or Damarius? BTW, here is the full list of the names, courtesy of…

lmao, fuck Mass. I lived there from the age of 12 to 27 and the fact that they would not sell alcohol in grocery stores just infuriated me. Especially, once I had visited Oregon (where I live now). I have heard that they are changing the laws though, and not soon enough.