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Waitaminute... 3 legs?! Talk about Quirks and Features™️
 

Giant truck or tiny wheels?

Wait. Why do drivers love and hate racing KOH? Where’s the rest of the article?

Pretty standard in Europe.

I’m choosing to believe that this is satire. I feel much better that way.

Arteon Wayne!!! Arteon Garth!!!

Mike...are you related to Bob Villa

40%. But how should I know? Not like I read this article or something.

Because a billionty foot pounds of torque isn’t actually ever required by 99.99% of half ton buyers. People who actually need a tow rig buy 3/4 ton and 1 ton trucks. Most of these half ton trucks see commuter duty and the occasional bag of mulch. They’re dad mobiles. And 400+ ft/lb of torque is more than enough to get…

Man, you got fucking roasted.

Tell me more about ever having ridden a bicycle?

Not having a yield sign and the approaching traffic coming from behind?

Don’t most cars only have 2 front tires??
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And I say this as someone where the high tomorrow is supposed to be 0°F, and it hasn’t broken 32°F in over a month.

Not negating the Benz here, but it did lose out at LeMans. And this is still way better sounding than that V8. 😉

What if it’s just one of Chester’s screams the entire time the car is in motion?