I cannot applaud you enough for shopping for a fun convertible and having the good sense to say no to a Miata, the pumpkin spice latte of convertibles

I too like to expose my condoms to extreme heat and uv exposure that only a dashboard can offer. 

I KNOW WHAT I HAVE NO BLUEBALLERS

“Let me sell you my wet dream for $30K”

I still hate Volvo for making me think a crossover looks good.

She’s a long time Blue Jays fan, I just assumed she would welcome the sweet release of death a fastball to the head might bring.

“Young man, back in 1984, I spent a glorious and debaucherous night in the trainer’s room at Exhibition Stadium.

Or thirteen beers.

Why are you surprised by this? Ice water is the #2 most common blood type in Canada, right below maple syrup.

I daily a 1996 Mk3 GL. Base model, bitches. It’s got interior bits from no less from 10 vehicles and is on its third gauge cluster, and sits at some unknown mileage in the region of 200k. I bought it from a dude on craigslist for about a thousand bucks and have paid no less than four times that in maintenance and wear…

My uncle Larry was in a really bad accident when I was like eight years old. The kind of accident where you end up with titanium rods poking out of your legs for a year.

Giving Sammy a run for his money...

NEMESIS!!!!!

I was hired primarily as a motorsport writer, so it didn’t come up during the hiring process! My editors were as surprised as you were, lol

“Flawless conversion?” I’ll give you a flawless conversion:

Crack pipe. All the way. Which you can then use to beat the person who’s trying to sell it.

Now they’re copying our intellectual property laws...typical.

First thing I thought when I saw this picture, “wait, that wall looks familiar...” Then I read what you typed. Small world.

The Cold-Brewed Avocado Student Debt Mobile

I love my ‘99 R/T! I still daily mine at 280k+ miles and it’s a hell of a lot of fun on the Tail of the Dragon (I’m local) with coilovers, poly bushings, and NT01s. Just got through converting the rack to manual and pulling the A/C so it’ll get demoted to weekend duty in the next year or two, but that’ll just be a…