In Order

Hey Jalopnik, did you guys know that we in the LGBTQ community are really sick to death of you and everyone else marketing to us for one month a year and raking in a profit while you pretend to give a shit about us?

How about you actually put your marketing budget where your mouth is and donate the proceeds of all your…

You don’t have to buy it, and you don’t have to leave a comment telling on yourself. 

As a recent discoverer of the Dresden files, I like “vampire & thrall”.

The 2013 Cherokee is hideous. And not just because of the lights—that front overhang is, especially from the side, horrid.

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

but this way loads more ads! gotta get that sweet sweet extra 0.18 cents per page view!

^^^^^ so much this.

This new format of not scrolling but instead clicking next is stupid.  I click next but then still have to scroll to see two paragraphs.  What’s wrong with scroll format??

Okay, double nitpick because it annoys me when people spell out “Artoo,” which I’ve come to accept if you’re just saying it like “Threepio.” But if it is an “Artoo Unit” like written in this article it should be R2-Unit (with or without the hyphen) because it’s referring to its designation. But then again, Luke refers…

You take your foot off the gas.

Taking your foot off the gas would help

The brakes are a good place to start!

Until they come out with one in a “Relaxed Fit” I will never buy one

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

Usually, when I drive I’m going faster than, oh, let’s say 90% of drivers. Driving now, I’m basically mid-pack. EVERYONE is driving 10-20 over the speed limits on freeways and highways. I gotta say, I’m enjoying that aspect. Not only do I get to my destination with less hassle, I’m also much more likely to go…

Remember kids.

Really? A raccoon who provides loans at zero percent interest and let’s you pay back whenever it’s convenient actually sounds pretty good right now.

He admitted to sexually assaulting women. One chamber has impeached him.

Which one is the pic?