A Morning Shift finally hit 5/5 wrong takes, congrats all around!

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If the name of the system will prevent you from buying or enjoying it, you seem to have a lot of problems that are non-gaming related.
The playstation naming scheme ist for people for which it is a problem to do anything else but count simple numbers.
MS actually did something kinda clever with the X box One X - X-B-O-X.…

Then Mitsubishi must be It’s like Nissan, but for people with no credit.

This further supports the old adage about Nissan...

That thing is a miserable piece of shit.  Just about every single major automotive publication hasn’t had much nice to say about them.

Making cars is hard.

I will refer to this article the next time this website publishes a take that modern cars are too complicated/heavy/electronic/etc.

So, would justice have found this guy without the hit & run?

More reliable cars last longer, news at 11

His last name is Nissan, so he’s shrinking

I reckon that your username means you actually HAVE driven a Jeep with a folding windshield, which is why I’ll ask you:
1) Which part of the atrocious experience of having sand and wind just smash straight into your face did you enjoy?
2) Did you drive windshield-down at the speeds above 15mph?
3) Just how often do you…

“ethnic intimidation” = “being non-white around someone who is terrified of everyone who is not white”. It’s like an agoraphobe trying to sue the outdoors for being there.

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Hey Jalopnik, did you guys know that we in the LGBTQ community are really sick to death of you and everyone else marketing to us for one month a year and raking in a profit while you pretend to give a shit about us?

How about you actually put your marketing budget where your mouth is and donate the proceeds of all your…

You don’t have to buy it, and you don’t have to leave a comment telling on yourself.