Man worried about recession causes recession. 

I don’t see the future here.  I see the present. I took a taxi drive a while back where the driver spent the entire time playing on his phone and not looking at all where he was going.   The fact that this Taxi Operator is reading a book tells me it is set in the distant past.

So, this is CP because you’d rather pay twice as much to pick your favorite color?

Thanks for letting us know. 

The ones that don’t hate fun.

ok

Exactly this.

I just wanna get in ahead of the shitposting:

I despise, as much as the next guy, those assholes who drive around with their light bars on all the time, blinding everyone. Those people suck.

Having said that, a light bar (or any auxiliary light) can be a fantastic tool on a dark, unlit road at night when used properly…

It will fail, most people want wagons with manual transmissions, and crank windows.

He wants reliable yet favors an Alfa Romeo...

Neutral: Redlights

lol.

IMO.

This is likely the best take.

Perhaps it’s on me for expecting better critical thinking from Jalopnik, but I cannot possibly express how disappointed I am that this is the party line this blog is taking. Toyota and others are not taking Trump’s side per se, they are advocating for a single Federal standard for safety and emissions. If you fragment…

That’s not an engine.

“Sorry, did someone say my name?”

I don’t even want anyone else to rent it. Because then, I’d have to look at it.

I don’t even want to rent that.