Trump sucks, but most of Detroit’s management isn’t much better. Alan Mulally was the only decent CEO a major US car company ever had

Agreed. Its 2019. Non plug in hybrid = Total Fail

If only they could use non mirrory anti glare screens for mirrors - now I get reflection on the virtual reflection

Careful, that way lies Christmas Specials.

“Picture it: Tattooine, 1977. Sal brings home an R2 unit he picked up from some Jawas..”

Neutral: Nissan is going to burn to the ground over this. It doesn’t help that their actual products have been going through the standard ongoing meh-ification every car maker has been going through, but do you honestly know anyone who’s sought out a Nissan recently?

Hydrogen?

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

It should be called The Cleveland Steamer

Actually that’s kind of smart, reduces the risk of flying crap quite a bit. 

Witness: the car was a real piece of shit. All bashed to hell, barely running, sounded like a paint can full of nails...

Does its whole grille light up? No? Then I’m sorry, you’re wrong. The worst offender is still the 2020 X6.

Not that banks or big corporations need defending...

That looks...really good, actually. Dang. 

here’s my quick and dirty photoshop of a current gen baja

They did make it in manual, Doug’s sample car is one. It’s just that nobody who has one with a manual is selling it-probably ever.

Imma call bullshit on this.  The only pull a V6 Saturn had was from the tow truck pulling it.

It isn’t reasonably green, in class or not.

It’s a huge barge with 500 hp, it is dumb, wasteful and would not exist in a better civilization. 

I’m surprised it doesn’t look more like this: