Subaru is the Volvo of Japan. Both still make multiple wagons and turn them into weird crossover things for buyers and both put a high priority on safety

P.S. since you dont understand how to turn right on red here is a guide to help you be a little bit less of an asshole on the road

Yeah I’m an asshole because im aware of the laws regarding the world around me.

In smaller cities it doesnt matter too much, im talking about walking through Midtown where large crowds of people are trying to cross at the same time before the light changes

Drivers like to ignore stop lines. Trying to cross the street you have to weave your way through the cars blocking the path. I usually drag my hand across their hood and glare at them or tap their trunk as I walk by

Missed opportunity to say 4x’Four’tress

The Q5 is the same way, but they programmed it to switch to the redundant lights on the bumper when the trunk is open

You forgot the biggest quirk. The tail lights are on the bumper

Wrong! This is the smallest

Subaru did say no more wagon WRXs, this could be a crossover WRX instead a la Crosstrek STI

I get the feeling Ford execs sat in a room and said, all our cars suck but the other blue oval is doing really well, let’s steal the basic design cues but change things very slightly.

Ahhh, this is why Subaru’s Eyesight is the most advanced system. Sensors don’t get covered with dirt and snow, a minor accident doesnt cost a fortune, and the system works in all weather conditions. Why? Because their cameras are mounted to the ceiling of the car and hide behind the windshield

You can thank Toyota for that

Since this is designed for the city,

Thought of a question a little late, Where will the front plate go? The old style looks like crap

Lol

Thats why you have a signal to get off the road amd let people pass 😬

It’s even funnier because I drive a Crosstrek 

My favorite ones are the “The closer you get, the slower I go” stickers. My personal philosophy is if you’re already going under the limit, the slower you go the closer I get

Don’t forget the weird time Chevy re-badged one for India