My solution has just been to say, “Alexa, play Sleep Radio on Tunein.” It’s non-repeating music with no ads or words, and has been great for me to both cover up other noise, and to lull me to sleep (I do NOT do well in complete silence).

All to commemorate the superhero who has, on two separate occasions, died and was resurrected by giving birth to himself.

Oh no! Now I want one.

And a Mexican football legend, for that matter. 

There is nothing more Spurs than Son Heung Min leading his team to the necessary 2-0 victory over Germany and still getting knocked out of the tournament.

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.

If you’re keeping track, 52 ounces means you can get two bottles of whiskey (or wine, fancypants) into your Bubba Mug.

If you’re keeping track, 52 ounces means you can get two bottles of whiskey (or wine, fancypants) into your Bubba…

I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

He’ll serve an extra 5 years for breaking all those batons.

he was resisting!

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Second-best? Good thing that ceramic knife is on sale, cause now I need to cut you.

Second-best? Good thing that ceramic knife is on sale, cause now I need to cut you.

Screw everyone involved here. This is all so stupid. Keep digging in to hold on to that 4th place title NHL.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

“...so go kick Joker’s ass.”

“...so go kick Joker’s ass.”

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment: