My solution has just been to say, “Alexa, play Sleep Radio on Tunein.” It’s non-repeating music with no ads or words, and has been great for me to both cover up other noise, and to lull me to sleep (I do NOT do well in complete silence).

All to commemorate the superhero who has, on two separate occasions, died and was resurrected by giving birth to himself.

Oh no! Now I want one.

Airwolf is better than Knight Rider.

Airwolf doesn’t get the love it deserves.

And a Mexican football legend, for that matter. 

There is nothing more Spurs than Son Heung Min leading his team to the necessary 2-0 victory over Germany and still getting knocked out of the tournament.

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

I married a corny guy and I hope my daughter does too.

If you’re keeping track, 52 ounces means you can get two bottles of whiskey (or wine, fancypants) into your Bubba Mug.

If you’re keeping track, 52 ounces means you can get two bottles of whiskey (or wine, fancypants) into your Bubba…

We all know where this is going, best to get it out of the way now:

Raises an excellent question: at what point should the Secret Service simply stop providing its services to people who either are unwilling to work within the bounds of the SS’s limitations or go out their way to make the job difficult to impossible to actually perform?

Just walk away boys. Just pack up and leave

I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

He’ll serve an extra 5 years for breaking all those batons.

he was resisting!

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Second-best? Good thing that ceramic knife is on sale, cause now I need to cut you.

Second-best? Good thing that ceramic knife is on sale, cause now I need to cut you.

“Look, I’m sorry to have to tell you think but business has taken a down turn this year and we really don’t have any other choice but to let a few people go.”