You’ve never heard of the Untilone Scientists? They’re a group of crazy self-experimenters.
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I actually want that to be a real word. Can it?
“Just give me all the cocaine and I’ll have your city’s crime problem cleaned up by Christmas.”
how to prove it — untilone scientist
“Alice, we’re worried that-”
I always assumed they were talking about valium.
You know you're an asshole when even Canada, the politest country in the world, is like ERMPH. BACK UP, TURN AROUND, WALK AWAY.
It's dumb because there's no credible threat. Someone put out a video in mangled english threatening 9/11 and that's enough to make people piss their pants.
...you didn't explain why "that's dumb"
This so delightfully tone-deaf. I'm very thankful for the huge grin that this put on my face, because I'm having a rough week. Their STRUGGLE is so moving. I can't have Extraordinary Beauty X, because I have Extraordinary Beauty Y. I can't have all the Beauties! Much like Oedipus, Electra or Orestes, I'm stuck with…
growing out our leg hair to ever more luxurious lengths
Blanc is an enormous dickhead, even by the standards of the pickup artist field, a field that's crowded with dickheads, a field that is really more dick than field.
thank you Anna!
Whatever you do, if you're younger than 30, know the difference between "your", "you're", and "you". :)
According to my friend the gastroenterologist, eating wet spicy foods causes less damage than eating dry spicy foods. So if you put Tabasco on your chili versus on Saltines, the second would cause more damage to your stomach lining.
Is this because kids are eating plain, boring food like Kraft Dinner, mashed potatoes, and hotdogs and then jumping straight to these, or is there something inherently bad about these? I'm just curious if the results would be the same if the kids started eating spicy curry or habanero salsa or something similar out…
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Agreed. I dated a guy who very rarely brushed his teeth and it was fucking gross. We both drank a lot of coffee and smoked a lot, but I had white teeth and his were yellow and brown.
Best shit i've read for any iphone article ever. I never really understood the reason for cases they just fuck the whole phone up. The worst are those shit boxes aka otter box cases
At their wedding, the husband told his wife, "I am the alpha in this relationship," later repeating, "If you were my…