You know you're an asshole when even Canada, the politest country in the world, is like ERMPH. BACK UP, TURN AROUND, WALK AWAY.

This so delightfully tone-deaf. I'm very thankful for the huge grin that this put on my face, because I'm having a rough week. Their STRUGGLE is so moving. I can't have Extraordinary Beauty X, because I have Extraordinary Beauty Y. I can't have all the Beauties! Much like Oedipus, Electra or Orestes, I'm stuck with…

growing out our leg hair to ever more luxurious lengths

Blanc is an enormous dickhead, even by the standards of the pickup artist field, a field that's crowded with dickheads, a field that is really more dick than field.

thank you Anna!

Whatever you do, if you're younger than 30, know the difference between "your", "you're", and "you". :)

Fascinating. I've never thought about inflation on a state-by-state level. Thanks for sharing!

Apple and Google's stores are MUCH better. They certainly aren't perfect, but they're doing a much better job of policing this. If you read HTG's post, they go into more detail:

They haven't fixed it because people love to talk about how many apps are in a given app store - Windows, Android, iOS, App... Getting rid of the scam apps would cut the number in half.

It's funny. I can talk to strangers; I can talk to friends. What gives me social anxiety is approaching folks I've met before, but who haven't made it into the "friends" or "acquaintances" circles. Usually I just wave at those folks from across the room, and dread the fact it might mean I'll have to have an actual…

How is this not distribution of child pornography?

According to my friend the gastroenterologist, eating wet spicy foods causes less damage than eating dry spicy foods. So if you put Tabasco on your chili versus on Saltines, the second would cause more damage to your stomach lining.

Is this because kids are eating plain, boring food like Kraft Dinner, mashed potatoes, and hotdogs and then jumping straight to these, or is there something inherently bad about these? I'm just curious if the results would be the same if the kids started eating spicy curry or habanero salsa or something similar out…

Agreed. I dated a guy who very rarely brushed his teeth and it was fucking gross. We both drank a lot of coffee and smoked a lot, but I had white teeth and his were yellow and brown.

Best shit i've read for any iphone article ever. I never really understood the reason for cases they just fuck the whole phone up. The worst are those shit boxes aka otter box cases