Truancy is also a law. That's not breaking a stupid rule—that's breaking the law. We have to follow stupid laws for the privilege of living in the United States, but we also get to vote on the people making the laws.

I'm not trying to be rude, but I do not understand this statement. You took omeprazole by prescription. Omeprazole became OTC, and the same dosage taken at the same intervals and same time of day is suddenly no longer as effective? Unless you were previously on an extended release formula, that is not possible.…

My HS was a windowless box with no AC except the office. One floor. The difference between a tshirt and tank top was FELT in the heat.

Does your work have AC?

Oh my god! Yes to this!

I hate it when they do these weak ride makeovers. Learning that they turned the ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Experience ride into a Lilo and Stitch ride was one of the sadder moments of my late Disney experiences. That ride was genuinely terrifying for Disney.

Disneyland changed it to Tarzan, I think. Disney World still has the Swiss Family Robinson.

Don't expect it great things. It's just a value-engineered overlay, really, from what I've heard. Upper level TDO is pretty horrible right now. Plus the classic Norway film might be a goner in place of further cashing in on Frozen.

Urgh, agreed. I love Tarzan, buuut they messed up the treehouse real bad. I wish I could have seen it when it was still Swiss Family Robinson :( They should just redo it again....like maybe have 10 guys dressed as Tarzan give you a massage in the treehouse.

They must have changed it back, because it was the Swiss Family Robinson tree house in 2009.

Yeash, they did what to the Swiss Family Robinson house? I've not been back since 2004! I miss all of Epcot Center, though. It was my favorite place ever. When we went in 2004 it was me and my mom and brother, all as adults, and I got to watch my brother try and drink his way through the world. It was... interesting.…

That is basically Dubai in a bottle. Fake, expensive and (probably) produced by oppressed people.

She better not have smoked weed to relieve the pain in her face.

just gonna put it out there that I have been SITTING DIRECTLY ON public toilet seats for my entire toileting life (okay, a few really really sketchy exceptions) and, miracle of miracles, I have never contracted any skeevies. I know everybody has their hang-ups, but srysly, germophobia is not one I've ever been able…

I sound appalling when I orgasm. I feel like everyone does. It's all grunts and heavy breathing and the occasional squeal - like a dying pig. One of the biggest hurdles I had to get over to orgasm regularly was not feeling self-conscious about the sounds I was making, because I would get too focused on trying to…

Wow - that really stinks!

I was wondering what it was like to suffer from a real condition that many people likely mistake for a non-real one. Rational may have been a poor choice of word, maybe I should have gone with 'understandable'. I find the gluten-free trend irritating (I image other people do as well) because it has led to many people…

Unless you say you have a gluten allergy, then you should be cunt-punched. There's no such thing as a gluten allergy. Do you have Celiac? Fine, tell me you have Celiac, I'll personally ensure there isn't a grain by-product anywhere near your plate. Gluten Allergy or Sensitivity...GTFO.

I'm all for preserving history. But, couldn't we take a lesson from the 4 billion year existence of Earth and just let nature take it's course on a pile of rocks?

Yeah. I usually have to bide my time for that part of the book where Harry starts finally making the plot make sense. But Deux ex machina describes a lot of the final plots, especially since Harry takes delight in being the worst reliable narrator ever (I get tired of him keeping secrets from the audience to punch up…