Pop is basically my dad. I got a B and my dad was disappointed.

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that Rump and his cohorts are complaining about the recount, and, in the same breath, claiming the popular vote loss was due to massive fraud.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

You know things are bad when Glenn Beck thinks you’re batshit crazy.

Hey Anna:

Ice dragons

Fo real. Because nothing says “we’re bffs” like “fuck you, suck my dick!”

Also, his site is a black hole. Takes forever to load and tons of ads and no one FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU PEREZ

Suing Perez Hilton out of existence would just add to her list of humanitarian achievements!

Seriously he should not fuck with her. She will not hesitate to scorch and salt the earth.

Here’s another huge wrinkle - By taking THIS LONG to resign, there will be no special election, and Hawk, a Republican, allows Abbott, a frothing-at-the-mouth-I-got-mine-fuck-you Far Right fuckward Republican, to APPOINT her replacement, instead of having the citizens of Dallas (a rather blue city overall in Texas)…

The summer of free Big Macs and fries. I remember it well.

True story - Trump’s voice woke my baby from a dead sleep and made him cry. He has yet to have a similar reaction to ANY voice.

“Shit man, I’m gonna have to eat at least two days on that time share now.”

Wendy has always been a horrible person in my book. Please go somewhere and shut the fuck up forever.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

They really got to the next free throw shooter, too, when they all simultaneously ate the placenta.

This is probably one of my biggest pet peeves. My husband's family firmly believes that men who only have daughters are "weak." The fact that there's no such basis for this in biology means nothing to this people. It really, really infuriates me to think that if I have a daughter she already has a one side of the…