If you buy a hair turban and discover that you've got too much hair, or too big of a head, for it to fasten properly, try this:

Everyone is talking about height being the problem, but I'm 5'9'' and there is no way seatbelts fit me properly because I'm also a F cup. The seatbelt is supposed to lie flat against my chest? How's that supposed to work? I can either wear it under my boobs or over them. Neither feels safe. If it's over, then the…

For what it's worth, I've always had great experiences with dentists, especially regarding my wisdom teeth.

What an awful story!

Oh my god! That is nightmare stuff, right there. Ugh.

I'm definitely thinking the hot dog is supposed to be phallic, so in that context the hands must mean a squeeze of... somewhere.

Moccasins are definitely Native American. It's a Native American word for crying out loud!

I sort of see it. Look at the wrinkles between their eyes.

I noticed that. Mute button on the boob? Charming.

woops. I did not fully scan A's comment before promoting it.

Good point. It's sad that in some parts of the US, beating your dog is a felony, but beating your spouse is only a misdemeanor. DV should be a felony. Always.

UGH, I cannot believe they locked promotion of this. Sigh.

FYI, making fun of southerners is a big thing here on Jezebel, so people tend to react to it quickly.

I always recommend Linda's online. Just try it. You can search by your size and the range is enormous. Find the bra you want on that website, and if it costs too much there, scout around. You can get Le Mystere on Amazon for ~ $45.

Somebody with the power to do so should approve "QuantumSuicide"

haha I agree. I think people like trashing this song because it's an easy way to feel smart.

Not to mention her high school classmates...

Yeah, I wasn't talking about the CGBG specifically. Padme said she (he? zie?) couldn't bring herself to care about what stores "believe in," but I think that it is important to know.

Money is power.

Oh yay! Not about the stalking, obviously, but it's so nice to hear that things have turned out well for her.