This is why Mario stays single.

That game looks hella fun.

@Edge of Blade: What about the girl robots that had one line collectively, got killed, and never got to show off their combining ability that's kinda the point of the character?

I see I've stopped being redirected to Kotaku Australia. Good.

Join the army, it's just like a video game! When you get wounded you just have to crouch behind a boulder, no permanent crippling injuries, disfigurement, and you'll certainly never be disowned once you stop being useful for killing the enemies of American corporations!

@ToastyUterus: Yeah, those kinda sound more useful to the military than game design.

Oh no, Transformers 3 is going to have to have an actual plot!

As if MMORPGs don't have enough furries.

Shadow the cocktail: When being emo and having too many obnoxious fangirls finally gets to you.

Stop forcing me to go to Kotaku Australia. We didn't like or want it before, we don't like it now.

@Pro Marshmallo: I would watch the hell out of that.

She's going to be stalked by psycho otaku all the time now.

@Master Saji wants some Guardian Legend love!: No, they just made the most frustrating levels always involve water.

@Mentuss: Cheers.

...maybe this means they're going to skip the Water Temple this time.

@JesusDeSaad: These are the best posts in the universe.

If this turns out bad, nobody cares, if it turns out good, we could always use a good movie.

@Koda89: Would anyone besides insane/drunk nerds actually watch the movie then?

@surft: You're thinking like a movie executive.

@Cooking Utensil: From what I hear it was average, but the plot was something different.