Katanas are indeed cool and are easily peace-bonded. Guns, on the other hand, are actually worth feeling unsafe over, as the sort of person who would display an AR-15 probably doesn’t take many gun safety steps.

They’ll last longer than that if you don’t abuse them.

The drug testing isn’t means testing. The testee pays for the test. Check who owns the testing company and their relationship to the lawmaker who forced the testing. It’s a simple unethical windfall.

No, what we need now are teledildonics and a VR remote sex app so you can give your out of state sex partner a virtual conjugal visit during this plague.

I’m ALREADY using Android. Matter of fact, I’ve been Android since my first smartphone. I refuse to use any Apple product I don’t absolutely HAVE to. They’re made to be PITAs.

I try not to use Apple products just because they’re generally inferior and inevitably give me a headache with their counter-intuitive design. :P

Hollywood lies.

I don’t need to know a damn thing about crypto. Other than it’s why I can’t get a GPU anywhere near MRSP.

Hello from Fark:

I’d just stuff all that vegetation into the cavity and roast until my probe thermo sang. Maybe brine it first.

I once gave everyone in my nuclear family homemade hot cocoa powder. Another time, I gave all my cousins cheap candy bags and everyone nostalgia’d over the dots on the paper strips.

Not many topics get brought up at my Thanksgiving table. I give my guests a better use for their mouths.

Bringing back extinct species... like we don’t have an entire movie franchise on why that’s a really bad idea!

It has not yet been six months since my second shot, so I’m still ineligible. :/

Well, I did say that you’d have to pay me to watch those movies... wasn’t expecting someone to take me up on it.

That line was said to Egon.

He also gets the Bible quote number wrong. My headcanon is that Ray is bad with trivial numbers.