I’m a tow driver and you’re an asshole. Bradley was cool with the driver being delayed due to the scene the driver had to clean up before and tipped the driver despite the wait. AAA accepted the call, what does the driver care if it drives or not? It’s a job. His post didn’t come off as whiny or complaining, he stated…

Yes that is shitty but did it involve people using vehicles and weapons to intimidate a heavier vehicle on the highway because they don’t support that candidate? Fuck you and fuck your lame ass whataboutism. 

Not surprisingly they are involved in other events like the jerkass with the black truck. He is on facebook as Eliazar Cisneros 

So its you who is choosing to not call them because you assume they’re all out doing whatever they do to enjoy themselves. Your snark about “recreational sex” seems to show you’re the douche who has insecurities. Your friend is better off without you. I hope your kids learn better from the other half.

So its you who is choosing to not call them because you assume they’re all out doing whatever they do to enjoy yourself. Your snark about “recreational sex” seems to show you’re the douche who has insecurities. Your friend is better off without you. I hope your kids learn better from the other half. 

The correct answer is Speed Zone! It’s so shit it cannot be called Cannonball Run 3. 

Simpsons references? When will people learn?

He does a rendition of WAP in one of his polka compilations

Venture Bros you uncultured swine. 

Who gives an actual fuck? The Irish are made fun of on the Simpsons in a negative light and they love the fucking Simpsons. 

It’s really screwed up people are purposely kept in the grays for whatever reason. No wonder gawker went to shit. 

Buick Park Ave Ultra/Buick Riviera Ultra with the indestructible 3800 topped off with a blower. VatoZone has what you need in stock to keep this ride going anywhere in the country.

Please tell us of your “accomplishments” in case someone wants to write an article about a talentless yokel like yourself. And no, being in the audience for a Yakov show in Branson isn’t an accomplishment.

Burns mother being alive is a gag from a golden era episode, Burns wont take her calls because he never forgave her for having an affair with Taft.

Thank you so much for all your hard work at Jalopnik and expanding our hobby! I already know you’ll keep on truckin’ but be sure to have a load of bitchin Swedes.

Closeted germophobe who bases experiences they never had on shit they read from a biased source. You sound like a perfect candidate for Branson, Missouri. Maybe you can catch the 5 oclock Yakov if you can get out of your bubble fast enough. What a country!

Speedycop biopic pls.

She was just still pissed at what Tim did to her Nomad wagon. This scene pissed off the vintage Chevy fanboys because it was a 4 door wagon done up to look like a 2 door Nomad. 

Quebec plated drivers take the cake, and cut across 3 lanes on 87 at 32 MPH with it.