Can’t wait for some self driving car to cut me off on the right so I can obscure its LIDAR like I fold shut people’s sideview mirrors. 

The people going apeshit for a chicken sandwich are inconveniencing and affecting the traffic of actual working people, not the dicks who have seizure inducing flashing lights to break laws.

This is much worse than when mother put cardboard over her side of the television. We rented Man Without A Face, I didn’t even know he had a problem! 

This isn’t terribly uncommon, seen too many clean vintage Saabs & Volvos on Blocket.se with a NO EXPORT disclaimer on the sale. 

Pixar’s MST3K Laserblast

So Desert Bus but you can fall asleep and not go off the road due to misaligned steering. 

Rule 1 of the Root: The racist writers are always right, logic and common sense do no good here. 

Bushworld

Hyundai missed out on pissing off the Very Racist Snowflake Brothas at the Root by not calling people who buy theirs “N Persons”

Any answer but “No less than 5 times” is incorrect 

Need an overly abused character? Why not Zoidberg? 

An upper decker to end all upper deckers. 

Shoneys*

Please regale us with tales from what flyover shithole you hail from.

I’ve actually never seen a single turd in NYC and I live here. You must be thinking of the Florida capitol building. 

Manscaping an Aryan airstrip is a bitch. 

Yawn, just another racist article proving the Root should have bit it before Deadspin.

The Bubble Boy Costanza should have encountered

I was laughing because I stopped at a rest area and saw a truck hauling those plastic liners for the FEMA/Amtrak joint death camps Alex Jones doesn’t freak out about anymore. Amtrak can’t get their shit together and share tracks with freight railroads nevermind ship millions of Americans to death factories.