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The Penske file is about to get a bit thicker. 

Aaron and Gamma went up to Hilltop with a buck and a quarter

I hope Homer got extra motor with this boat and less termites in the mast. I haven’t even seen it but thinking back to other episodes with the boats and aquacars of Springfield.

Tax cuts are a problem too. Glad to see you’re a GOP cuck defending Trump giving himself a tax cut. Too bad Obama didn’t mention doing that or you would have died of a heart attack. 

Protip to people visiting our little borough: Don’t be a dick. The NYPD doesn’t give a fuck if you get robbed. Be cool, spend some money to support the community but don’t be an asshole. You are in the Bronx. 

I doubt Kim knows anything about a Mayo-n-egg

The last Festiva I was ever in was two Festivas welded together. 

Found the angry incel!

They should sell T-shirts reading “I visited the Jokers Bronx staircase and all I got was hep-c when I slipped on a used rubber and landed on a needle”

Alpha becomes a Globetrotter before Bender ever will. 

LGA isn’t an international airport so it doesn’t really apply here. But LGA is a prison and landfill adjacent shithole. 

And the UAW has to push the American union made BS by making people who drive non-UAW built vehicles that are superior to the product they’re building in lots farther away. 

I have 1,312 reasons why this shouldn’t be admissible in court, and they all stand for FUCK THE POLICE. 

The second heart attack was enough of a ringer of Fred Sanford I was wondering who Cartman was comin’ for as he clutched his chest.

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! 

So I’m better off getting stoned and re-watching “Speed Zone!” again?

The wooden cars were banned from tunnels and still are. The NYCTM still runs these old cars on certain days but the wooden cars strictly stay above ground. This was a result of the Malbone Street Wreck that killed anywhere from 93 to 102 people in a sharp tunnel that still exists. 

I hope Barron Trump marries a Mexican woman. 

So Lucky Louie?